Sunday, August 26, 2007

"NOW-A-LATER RAPPERS" NO NOT THE CANDY

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Have you ever turned on the television to watch some videos and bam there it is some rapper you who you never heard of or seen before and he has 3 diamond chains on sitting inside of some six figure sports car [rental of course] talking bout how he flys G4,wears designer labels and eats steak and lobster all day[young berg],well if your like me the question your asking yourself is who the f is this I used to cram to understand how a rapper
with his first record deal, first single, first video all of a sudden can afford all that, but noticed i said "used to cram to understand", that was until jigga man broke it down a while back on the "show you how to do this" track they are merely speaking in future tense i now refer to these broke court jesters by their new title "NOW-A-LATER RAPPERS" you know talk about it NOW hope you get it LATER. In celebration of this new moniker for these corporate generated, generic, factory line assembled, cubic zirconian emcees that call themselves hustlers I would like to introduce [drumroll please]
"The Top Ten Now-A-Later Rappers" with the lowest net worth
[you guys need a financial planner call me LOL]
remember the golden rule people he Who Has The Gold Will Rule."
$$$MaxamillionDolla signing off.


10. Jim Jones [yes Mr.ballin himself and the only good song he ever made]








9.Camron [spends all his money on worthless birdgang jewelry and purple furs what an idiot]




8.. Juelz Santana [owns none of his music except his mixtape crap AY]





7. Lil Wayne [Baby's son son he owns all his music and pays him in hydro, bape clothing,and fancy car rentals LOL]







6. Game [forbes richest rappers list yeah righhht his 15 min. is almost over & we all know he works for 50 what a goon that 11mil gross of course he made will soon be spent up on taxes,manager fees,dr.dre name dropping fees,hydraulics and dickies LOL]









5. Busta Rhymes [big record budgets,million dollar videos,fancy producers dre,timbo etc & no sales he is in debt can u say recoup]







4.Young Berg [come on put in some work first before you start flossing sheesh]




3.Jin Tha Mc [still battle rapping for money what a walking E True Hollywood Story]




2. Lax boyz [kid rappers talkin bout their cars and don't have a driver license i can still smell the similac]




1. Kia Shine [Mr.crispy his video cost more than he is worth sell ur clothes buy some stocks]




BONUS NOW-A-LATER - Smilez And Southstar
[I guess this one is self explanatory]




The moral of this hate list is to teach you that everything that glitters aint gold. As a rapper you have a certain time in the spotlight if you dont use that fame and money you get to invest in some real assets like: gold,silver,stocks,bonds,real estate, and profitable business ventures besides clothing lines, you are destined to be a has been who will leave the game as broke as you came in just ask smilez & south star, Jin , Hammer etc...